

Yetta: I came because they brought me and I don't know how to get home from here. Sylvia: I came because my daughter has a delusion that I have an obsession. Therapist: So, ladies, what brings you to therapy? Fran: I came because my mother has an obsession with me getting married. Would you stop futzing with my skirt? Can you believe her? Stop it! Mr. Dope Diamond Fran: Ma, Jules is gonna be here in two minutes. Sheffield: Where is this brother of yours, C.C.? Fran: Brother? There's a brother coming? Is he short, ugly and married? C. Boy, Clinton goes to those things? 'Cause I'm thinking tights and a pointy hat is not his best look. Sheffield: It's President Clinton's Renaissance Weekend. Sheffield: I thought that was farblondzshet. Sheffield: What does that mean? Niles: You know, dressed. Fine anyway? Niles: She's upstairs getting all farpitzed. Pen Pals Fran: You wouldn't believe I'm the fastest woman on Earth? Mr. 14 Oy To The World (animated Christmas special).
